Nut Job James Comey Believes Earth is Flat

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he has seen things you     people     wouldn’t believe
attack dogs on fire 
off the shoulder of the road

see his high beams stab the dark
near the tan guard house of orion     studios

lost in time he cries now     in the rain
knowing the good die           sean young

John Mccain
“Goo goo, Ga Ga.”

The Lizard People are Coming for Your Guns!

USA TODAY

This Just In: Lizard people have taken over the Earth (which is flat) and are preparing to go door to door to either A) take your guns B) rape/plunder/kill or C) sell you an expanded Cable TV subscription so you never have time to read a book again

OMG, NOT C!

 

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