Trump to Hire DC Comics to Fight Press


Trump doesn’t just read comic books. Here are other favorites (he says), besides his own books (dictated to co-writers.)

  1. THE ART OF WAR by Sun Tzu
  2. THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING by Norman Vincent Peale
  3. ESSAYS by Ralph Waldo Emerson
  4. THE PRINCE by Machiavelli
  5. IDEAS and OPINIONS by Einstein (know thine enemy?)
  6. THE PARTY (The Secret World of China’s Communist Leaders)
  7. ON CHINA by Henry Kissinger
  8. MAO: The Untold Story by Jung Chang
  9. TIDE PLAYERS by Jianying Zha
  10. ONE BILLION CUSTOMERS by James Mcgregor
  11. junk food

Alex Jones admits to being a Human Lizard

INFOWARSThe lizardness of Alex Jones was revealed today as he admitted he was just a performance artist. “Conspiracy? Naw. Me really dun believe any of it. It’s all about de money and sex. Once de scales are tilted in any particular director I favors, due to me vested interest, I moves on.” He also shared his true egoic fantasy: to retire to the Caymans, where his wealth is shielded from the IRS and viewing by the NBA Dioceses. 

InfowarsNow that he feels he has WON the war to corrupt your hive mind, will you continue to allow him to seduce your bitch wife, cousin Jughead? “I’s really want ta know.”