Oscars Were Hijacked!

fast foodThis not in: The Oscar statues were HIJACKED en route to the show. The gold was melted down to make a 24 carat statue of The McDonald. Hastily stamped fool’s gold substitutes were produced, names changed, and at least one envelope had radioactive polonium. For other conspiracy theories, see InfoWars, whose Prison Planet channel was inspired by Scientology.

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