Alien Fossil Found at UofA

It was hiding in plain sight for decades: 100% proof that life exists off the Earth. Ah, yeah. 1) Are you $%®π kidding me? 2) Did the “History” Channel hire you? 3) Is Cambridge Analytica behind this? 4) Facebook? 5) Do you also believe the Earth is flat? 6) Nevermind. NEWS ANCHOR—  If in the […]

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Grammy Protests Turn Violent

Classical terrorist Art Linklater led another Grammy protest from Carnegie Hall to Madison Avenue last night, furiously overturning cars and setting sex shops on fire along the way. In a statement published in the New York Daily News, he said, “We are mad as hell, and we’re not going to take this anymore. Pop culture […]

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