Trump Advisors Recommend Hiring Wild Animals

dogsThe Hounds of Hell are fake, but the newz is that Trump has a Plan B: get rabid African dogs to threaten the babies of poor people attempting to enter the country and get on welfare doles. Cats can be engineered with genetic manipulation to become less lazy and selfish too, and to display more loyalty toward the protectors of the American ideals of large houses, large watches, large golden toilets, and very, very big diamonds. Another great idea: offer Kim Jong Un citizenship in the US, with his own estate in Hollywood. Then when he gets here send him to live in an apartment in Brooklyn, subdivision of Brokelyn. Plant crack in his WMCA locker and then release the hounds of Smell.

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