Nicholas Cage Caged

Nicholas Cage In other McNews, Nicholas Cage was turned down for the role of Nicolae (The AntiChrist) in Left Behind 9: 2045, chiefly because Scientology guru David Miscavige looks more like the last actor who played him. But also because an AI will arise then and kill anyone who tries to blow up the planet with viral videos. Stay tuned to the History Channel for more.

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