60 Minutes Admits They Are FAKE NEWS

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#ThisNotIn: CBS and 60 Minutes have broken down and admitted they are fake. After a 60 minute crying jag, Scott Smelly adjusted his bifocals and said, “We are ashamed of ourselves, and our link to Pizzagate and NASA. Pizza and UFOs from Canopus 4 are real things, and NASA never went to the moon or to the Jet Propulsion Labs in California. JPL is the site of Iluminati/Nazi headquarters run by the Lizard People. Don’t believe Google Maps. Those maps are not flat enough.” Then he ordered a Pepperoni with extra sleeze.

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“Mommy, can I break my jaw? Pleeeeeeese…”

 

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