The Lizard People are Coming for Your Guns!

USA TODAY

This Just In: Lizard people have taken over the Earth (which is flat) and are preparing to go door to door to either A) take your guns B) rape/plunder/kill or C) sell you an expanded Cable TV subscription so you never have time to read a book again

OMG, NOT C!

 

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