Viral Video Sweeps Nation

“Ma Ma Mia! Where’s my iPhone?”

A viral video depicting a rabid cat tap dancing out of a UFO is sweeping the nation. It is threatening to overtake a controversial surveillance video featuring a former Wall Street banker drowning in his Trump tower penthouse Jacuzzi after karaoke rapping “Money, Cash, Hoes” by Jay Z…(apparently he was drunk from Occupy Wall Street celebrations, his gold chains were too heavy, and his hired Wall street walkers had already left the building.) We were unable to obtain permission to show either video, but if you tune into Entertainment Tonight tonight, no doubt you’ll be sure to get your fill of such videos, along with news about why the actors are more important than the movies they act in, and why celebrity judges are more important than any winner (who, like the great yet forgotten Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., ends up playing in county fairs after their two week run after midnight at the Vegas Days Inn is over.)

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