Eddo Should Star in SHADES OF GREY Movie

Once upon a time a woman named Frankie freaked out when her sex master Eddo broke up their orgy-fueled parties. “I don’t give a $#@! about the other women,” she said, “because there are tons of other women. Tons. He’s a very successful man. He’s going to have a lot of tons of women of tonnage.” Now Eddo, being an investment banker twenty-five years her senior, ran Priority Investors LLC from a Sutton Place apartment, and there he loved to administer daily spankings to clients, just like good investment bankers do. Being of unsound mind (and latex wrapped body), Eddo became furious when Frankie smashed his car window (for releasing her from bondage in favor of other women.) And although he was “very vain” and “wanted people to see him as this S&M god king” like Mick Jagger, he preferred that his Facebook photos not be talked about, or his situation be compared to Christian and Anastasia from Fifty Shades of Grey. Has this fairy tale played out like relationships between rappers and wannabe rape-ettes? Do nubile young readers want to be spanked by greedy bankers just as grannies with nest eggs have?  Finally, if Christian Bale is chosen to play Christian Grey, will someone like Frankie go into the theater wearing a latex Batgirl suit, and carrying a leather whip?

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